A %@#! was shot a couple days ago. His name was Brian Thompson, but that doesn't matter. What matters is he was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare.  He was a living %@#!, and now he's a dead %@#!. 

Brian Thompson was conceived when Patrick Bateman used a $100 bill as a cum rag. He slithered out of the trashcan wearing a three piece suit and a monocle. In cub scouts he ran a protection racket that was known for pushing old ladies into traffic. He was always trash, and now he is relegated to the darkness of the coffin.

This pusillanimous pustule is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths by denying people healthcare. In America, if you kill one person it's murder. If you kill 100,000 people it's good business. And Brian Thompson was a good businessman. He knew how to business so hard that his company denied some 40% of claims.

He blamed it on the computer. The computer told him to deny all the claims and rake in $22 billion in profit. AI enabled his reign of terror, as is the point of AI. AI is supposed to be wrong 90% of the time, telling you to do what you wanted to do in the first place. And then when people get mad at you, you can point to the computer and say it made you do it.

This offloading of guilt didn't save Brian Thompson from getting gunned down in the street like a dog, which is better than he deserved. He deserved much worse. Most Medieval tortures would be too good for him.

So good riddance to the dead %@#!. No one will miss him. We are cheering his demise because he profited off of our suffering.

Modern living for most Americans is rife with indignities. 80% of Americans see fast food as a luxury now, while the food we eat, the water we drink, the air we breathe, the media we consume, is piped in from the slop factory where all bad things are made. From microplastics to Tim Walz, it all comes from the same slop pipe called capitalism, which costs more and more, while we get less and less. 

Brian Thompson poured his slop all over your healthcare coverage. You or your friend or a family member has known the impotent rage of dealing with a health insurer that wouldn’t cover essential care; nickel and diming you over somebody’s life or livelihood. It’s infuriating and humiliating, and you think to yourself how much you wish you could do what that shooter did.

There are a lot of industries making our lives worse. Seems like every time you try to do anything there’s an advertisement or a charge. Screens play commercials while you pump your gas or piss at a urinal. Charges for having too little money in your account, or loan shark rates on a payday loan to get you enough food till payday. Now they’re talking about cutting Social Security and Medicare too. Soon they’ll pixelate the sky to serve ads there too.  

These policies are creating the conditions for a whole lot of people to have nothing to lose. And those people, many of them, have guns, because this is fucking America. If you don’t own a gun, you know somebody who does. So this is perhaps the beginning of would-be mass shooters finding a new way to make a name for themselves by targeting the ruling class.

Let them eat McDonalds is the message we get from the heathen bourgois. They will know our wrath. CEOs, all of them, need to be shamed and ostracized. They need to be seen as the psychopathic parasites they are. And they need to know that their death will be hailed as an end to another rotten %@#!.

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